Dude, you’re eating that apple all wrong….
So, I read this last year when it was posted and had a, “Aw, HELL no…” reaction.
We had leftover apples in the house tonight.
I thought, “Eh, why not?”
…now I feel like the dumbest of the great apes.
I also threw away 0% of the apple, it all got eaten, and the more of it I ate the dumber I felt for not realizing I was eating a fucking apple wrong for my entire life.